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 Post subject: Animo's lol-erific joke thread
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:28 am 
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i will post some jokes that i think are decent here, but they will also be suitable for younger people.

Q1: how do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
A1: step 1: open door
step 2: insert giraffe
step 3: close door

Q2: how do you get an elephant in the fridge?
A2: step 1: open door
step 2: remove giraffe
step 3: insert elephant
step 4: open door

Q3: all the animals were invited to a party hosted by the lion, all showed up, except for one, which one was it?
A3: the elephant, who was still in the fridge.

Q4: how do you kill a blue elephant?
A4: with a blue elephant gun of course

Q5: how do you kill a red elephant?
A5: starngle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Q6: how do you kill a green elephant?
A6: tell it something rude so it turns red, then strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Q7: how do you kill a yellow elephant?
A7: have you ever seen a yellow elephant -.-

XD i liked these when i was a kid, still like them now, might post more later.

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 Post subject: Re: Animo's lol-erific joke thread
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:44 am 
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hehehehehehe i luved these jokes :D

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 Post subject: Re: Animo's lol-erific joke thread
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:37 am 
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Har har har.

I love me some anti jokes.


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 Post subject: Re: Animo's lol-erific joke thread
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:20 am 
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Pretty lame, but yeah... Ok jokes.


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 Post subject: Re: Animo's lol-erific joke thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:23 am 
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*rubs forehead twice* ANYONE??? :Dunno:

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 Post subject: Re: Animo's lol-erific joke thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:19 am 
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^I'm with those two person above, no offence.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:12 am 
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Theese are the kinda jokes that are so bad they make you laugh at them.


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 Post subject: Re: Animo's lol-erific joke thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:46 pm 
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its hard to tell jokes that arent rude in any way, but are funny rude also means offensive or derogitory, i got in trouble for a blonde and irish joke on PA

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 Post subject: Re: Animo's lol-erific joke thread
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:01 am 
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The first 3 jokes were told in primary school, so I know it.
The rest, WTF?

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